There once was a family of zombies who lived in an abandoned house. A papa zombie, a mama zombie, and a little baby zombie. One morning they were eating their curds and brains when papa zombie said, "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh **wheeze**". Then mama zombie said, "**wheeze** raggggghhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa". Then the little baby zombie went, "graaaarrrrgggghhhhh **gurgle**". That prompted them to leave the corpses they were feasting upon and go find some fresher people. While they were out a little girl came across the house. Now this little girl was a spoiled selfish bitch and was as dumb as bricks. She was obviously not brought up in a house with manners because she just waltzed right in to the delapitated house. She wandered through the entrance way into the kitchen. There she found the bodies of the poor victims and promptly threw up. She ran into the adjacent room to find it empty except for three chairs. "I should sit down". That was probably the most intelligent thing she ever said in her life but alas, she couldn't get to a chair in time and passed out. The zombie family came back from gorging on the populus when they found the little girl. She awoke just in time to feel them rip off her scalp. The end.